Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player of all time, has made the
decision to open his very own restaurant chain in all 50 states in America.
After much frustration with the current restaurants over pricing their trash
foods, Jordan wanted to develop the best American style restaurant in the
United States. He worked countless hours with his chefs to perfect the
best formula for a burger he has named, "krabby patty". West Michigan citizens
will not have to wait long for their opportunity to try the new krabby patty.
Jordan's new restaurant chain called "Air Madness" will open December 25, 2023!
In an exclusive interview, Jordan said: Air Madness will be the Goat
of all restaurant chains!
Based off early test results, experts predict Air Madness to revolutionize and dominate. Air Madness has a menu that appeals to meat, chicken, and pork lovers. Executives at McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, Culvers, and many more are in full blown panic mode. Air Madness may put many of these restaurants out of business. If Michael Jordan was the goat of basketball, it may very well be that Air Madness will indeed be the goat of restaurants! You can check out the menu for yourself by going to: www.airmadness.com/menu .
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